“Some Like It Hoth” Recap & Analysis by Chris Kirkman
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Previously, on Lost: I have no idea what happened previously, because Christian Shephard’s voice didn’t come on and say those magical words to introduce the previous clips. So let’s see if I can remember everything that went down! Previously, our tempus fugitives, with the help of the Sayid 4000™, escaped the clutches of the evil Kelvin, who you may recall was resurrected from the dead by the ghost of Naomi using a formula developed at the Arrow station to form an undead army and was sent back in time to find the sub, get off the Island and kill John Locke while he was still a child. Whew. Now on Hydra Island, Jack and Kate have reconciled and asked Sawyer to wed them using his powers as a constable in the Dharma Initiative. During the ceremony, the castaways were ambushed by bionic polar bears, led by a team of robotic animal wranglers that had held up in the Hydra station after a particularly nasty rabies outbreak. Kate managed to give them all the slip, and using her master tracking skills, circled around and took the lead wrangler hostage using only a soup spoon. Jack cried, and basically didn’t say anything completely stupid for a full hour. The last episode ended with a 15-minute-long segment where Juliet first baked bread, then worked on a gunmetal grey 1965 Pontiac GTO in a pony tail and tank top.
I think that about catches us up.
This week, on Lost: There comes a time in every season of Lost when there’s sort of a filler episode. This be that episode. There are probably many of you out there who will disagree with me, and that’s fine. So you like Miles and think it’s cool he got a backstory. Yeah, sure, it’s cool. But did we really learn anything we hadn’t already figured out at the beginning of the season? Here’s my recap of the episode in three minutes or less:
Miles hears dead people. Oh, and Pierre Chang/Marvin Candle/Edgar Halliwax is his dad. His dad won the bowling championship against Gary Brooks over on CBS last week, in case you missed it.

Awwww, Dr. Chang reads to a young Miles. Did you see that the book is a story about a polar bear? That tickles me
Hurley is funny. Oh, and he’s also writing The Empire Strikes Back, with a couple improvements, to save Lucas the trouble. Hurley advises Miles about talking to his father: “In Empire, Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but at what cost? Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc and we got the Ewoks. It all could’ve been avoided if they’d just, you know, communicated. And let’s face it. The Ewoks sucked, dude.”

Hurley writes about Chewbacca shaking his “fury fist in the sky” in his Dharma-branded composition book. Those Dharma folk were geniuses at branding.
Kate makes another mistake that could cost lives.

“So, yeah Roger … I wouldn’t worry about Ben, he’s probably just out doing what boys do – you know, playing around in the basement of a Temple or something. I mean, not that I know anything and stuff.”
The Swan is under construction. And apparently, electromagnetic bursts are periodically driving metal tooth fillings up through workers’ heads, killing them instantly.

“Hey, Al, could you hurry it up with the serial numbers on that hatch plate? I’m late for my concert with AC/DC.”
Juliet continues to be awesome and stunning and stuff.

I like my coffee tall, with a touch of sugar and a lot of blonde.
Daniel Faraday returns to the Island. And he looks like he’s got a lot of stuff figured out, as evidenced by the shit-eating grin plastered on his face.

“Hey, Miles. Long time no see.” Cue the thonk!
And … yup, that just about covers it.
Although this episode was funny, and fairly solid, it felt a bit out of place within the context of the Lost realm. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but the pacing, story and overall atmosphere was just … off. And why, after all this time, are we finally getting to know Miles? I’m assuming it’s because his “ability” is going to come into play somewhere down the road, but if not, this was a total waste of time, in my opinion. I feel for his character, I do, but this episode didn’t really make me want to care about him much more than when I first saw him step into the jungle with Charlotte and Daniel. I guess he suffers a bit from “Tailie” syndrome – since he hasn’t been around since the beginning, he just doesn’t seem to be fully stuck in the thick of things. It’s interesting to note that two of the show’s strongest characters could have suffered the same fate, but were saved by good writing and fantastic acting – I’m speaking, of course, about Juliet and Desmond.
IT ALL ADDS UP
Speaking of Desmond, did you all catch the title of the next full episode – the 100th episode, by the way? It’s called “The Variable.” Now, I’m assuming from the previews that it centers around Dan being back and all hell breaking loose when Radzinsky and some Dharma punks with big rifles go on a manhunt, but the title has my wheels turning. During one of the time jumps at the beginning of the season, Dan stops by the Swan to give Desmond a message – to go find his mum and tell her what’s going on. Dan justifies this by stating that Desmond “is uniquely and miraculously special” and that the usual temporal laws aren’t always applicable to Des. When Desmond’s mind came unstuck in “The Constant,” Dan was able to guide him back by telling him that he needed a constant source – something that was the same in every time period in which Des was jumping about. He called this, of course, the Constant.
Now, in any equation where there is a constant, there must also be a variable – something that is representative of the unknown factor, often the factor that is trying to be solved. This variable is just as it sounds – something that can change and represent many things, depending the terms of the equation. In many ways during Lost, and in many of the things Dan has said, Desmond fits the full definition of a Variable in context with the temporal happenings on the Island. Of course, I didn’t see Desmond anywhere in those previews, but they don’t always show everything. Whether “The Variable” really has anything to do with Des or not remains to be seen in a couple of weeks. Personally, I hope to hell Desmond is back. I’ve missed him.
BACK TO SCHOOL
Did you all notice that most of the easter egg fun in this week’s episode occurred in the class room? No, really, I’ll show you, come along.

Here we see Jack in between smoke breaks, cleaning the kids’ classroom. Can you all see what’s up on the board, there? Look closely, some of the symbols might look familiar. Let’s get closer.

Yup, the little Dharma kiddies are studying the evolution of written Egyptian language – hieroglyphs. Pretty cool, huh?

I’m pretty sure that poster behind Roger’s head says “DHARMA science is FAR OUT.” This, too, tickles me.
OKAY, I WAS WRONG, IT HAPPENS
So, back in 2004, before Miles hopped on the Kahana with Keamy and his band of psychos, he was rushed into a van by some mask-wielding mystery men in the company of a dude named Bram. We were introduced to Bram last week, as he was one of the other Others that followed Ilana and were protecting the big silver box du Pandora. In the van, Bram tells Miles that he should not return to the Island, because he’s not ready. He confirms this by asking Miles “what lies in the shadow of the statue?” just as Ilana did last week to Lapidus. We also learn that Bram is not in league with Widmore, as per my speculation in last week’s analysis. Okay, so I was wrong. I still have the Novikov self-consistency principle, the judgment of Ol’ Smokey, ley lines and a whole slew of other things from seasons past. I’m still batting above average.
So, if Bram, Ilana and Co. are not with Widmore, who are they with? Obviously, they’re with the Island. Are they from another group of Others who were previously on the Island? Are they the spared sons and daughters of Dharma Initiative folks that were gassed? I assumed that they might be the cult of Widmore, as he returned to the mainland, amassed a fortune and has been trying to get back to/protect the Island ever since. Could they possibly be another sect of the Others, secretly formed by Richard as a failsafe in case of possible catastrophe or war? It’s clear that there is a war brewing, and we’ll start to see the sides shake out before too long. There will be a battle for the Island, the classic showdown between dark and light. Right now, everyone except Locke seems to be looking fairly dusky, in my opinion.
Oh, and another thing – it’s interesting that Ilana and co. are using a code phrase to differentiate between the enlightened and those who aren’t in on the cosmic secret of the Island. We saw that same thing with Desmond in the Swan when we first met him. As I joked last week, he asked Locke “What did one snowman say to another snowman?” Admittedly, that little phrase isn’t quite as deep and foreboding as that which asks of the statue, but they are code phrases with a correct response. The most common groups to use such a phrase are intelligence organizations, including military intelligence and covert branches of the government, such as the CIA. Before being recruited by Dharma, Kelvin seemed to hold an intelligence role with the US miitary, and he later uses the code phrase when Desmond arrives on the Island. Was this a phrase that was put into use by some of the military personnel recruited by Dharma? Does this necessarily mean that Ilana and co. could be a military faction of some sort? Of course not, but it’s something to consider. More than likely, the code phrasing is something attributed more to the Dharma Initiative than anything else, so this might point to Ilana and her group as being remnants of the original initiative.
At any rate, the answer to the current code phrase seems to be preoccupying many a Lost fan’s brain. My friend Rebecca and I, in a recent Twitter session, seemed to think we’ve pretty much figured it out, though:
Rebecca: Do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue?
Me: Probably a Starbucks, if I had to go out on a limb.
Well, that’s it for this week, friends. It was a good, low-key week, which I desperately needed. Next week’s episode is a special recap show, which I may or may not watch, and may or may not write anything about in the feature. Whereas during the past gap in episodes this season, I took the time to cover some issues with the statue, etc. in “A Little Intermezzo,” I haven’t committed to the idea of another interim feature for next week. If any of you have any revelations or questions before then and that seems like worthy topics for discussion, I’ll gladly put together a feature just for those. So, in the meantime, get those great wheels a-turning, and if you have an epiphany, tell me something good.
Namaste.
- Chris Kirkman
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April 17th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Actually it sounds like Desmond is the Constant since he’s been on the Island and that Daniel is the Variable especially given the episode looks Dan centric.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
my second favorite ep of the season after last week’s ben ep. i’m surprised you didn’t like it more, chris. it’s so great to see all this stuff unfolding, and we finally had our first moment when someone sees themself – and i thought they pulled it off beautifully. they really are handling all the epic moments incredibly well and uncheesily. uncle rico continues to own his scenes, and miles is better and better – he will be a major force until the series finale – here’s hoping that des, hurley, miles, ben and dan will be the driving forces for the remainder of seasons 5 and 6 and the rest will peter away…
April 17th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
sorry chris butI totally agree with garrett
I thought that this ep was awesome and just when I thought I couldn’t love miles more, there he is in his flashbacky-punk-rock-heavy-pierced-angsty self! btw, ken leung is an awesome actor
I always thought that LOST was a character-focused show and even though the plot and the mythology are great, the CHARACTERS are the most important element of the show. that’s why I wouldn’t consider this ep a filler and certainly wouldn’t call it unnecessary. I loved it and I enjoy such eps more than, say, eps like ‘jughead’ or ’316′
April 17th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
This was really one of my favorite episodes ever. I loved all the Hurley/Miles scenes, The Swan being built, and… just all of it really. I do agree that it had a different feel to it though, but I can’t tell what it is. I’m expecting “The Variable” to be even better, probably a deep island mythology episode. Can’t wait
April 17th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I’m with Chris….the episode felt like what the writers had planned to show about Miles LAST YEAR — but then the strike derailed the season. It feels like leftovers and did nothing to advance the story especially that I could see.
Oh, and Chris, don’t forget there’a another character who has quite literally become the center of the show who came in even later than Des and the Tailies….(un)Gentle Ben!
April 18th, 2009 at 3:00 am
sorry guys but u all wrong… lost is giving us new questions it s cooll… and about seeing something we already guessed.. it was nice … and where did dan reaaly go_? to forme this what lies in the shadow of the statue? i m pretty sure about it…
April 18th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
It has been known for a while now that there is a war going on, and in every war there are two sides. On one side we have the others, and on that side we have Ben AND Charles fighting each other for control of the others.
On the other side we have the Dharma Initiative trying to get back at the others for the purge, this group is made up of Llana and Bram using the code “What lies in the shadow of the statue” which reminded me a lot of the previous Dharma code “What does one snowman say to the other?”
That is why I think Llana and Bram are there, and that is who i think they are. As for what is in the silver box I believe it is a way to activate the gas that Charlotte and Dan made inert back in season five in order to gas the others as payback. Why do I think that? Because the thing that LIES UNDER the four toed STATUE is the Orchid station where the gas was held
Those are my thoughts.. Let me know what you think.
P.S. maybe new gas itself is held in the silver box I’m not sure yet.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I believe that in the temple lies the fountain of youth. That is why Richard lives forever. It is because he is using it. Ben and Widmore are fighting over the fountain of youth. That is what the war is about. Charles has everything he could want (all the money in the world). He is getting old and the only thing he could want is to stay young forever. People are healed on the island because they drink the water… the water from the fountain of youth leaks throughout the island and cures people. For example.. Rose’s cancer, John’s many problems. This also explains why John Locke and Christian Shepard were standing in the water when they came back to life. The Island only wants certain people to have this fountain of youth. And to get it you must serve the island. The smoke monster is a course corrector that prevents anyone from getting this water. I cannot explain how the fountain of youth is connected to time travel though. The fountain of youth lies in the shadow of the statue. The statue also guards the temple and the fountain of youth.
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